1
00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:06,660
Oh, man.

2
00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:07,800
Anthony, what's that?

3
00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:09,780
Sorry, other Anthony.

4
00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:15,040
It's like a turbo thermos. Like, I think
it was a welcome gift.

5
00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,740
It can hold water, but not a lot of
water.

6
00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:19,340
It was, like, in my closet.

7
00:00:19,660 --> 00:00:20,660
It's just in the closet?

8
00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:22,460
Yeah. It wasn't, like, on the counter or
anything?

9
00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:24,220
No, it's, like, on the floor.

10
00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:27,100
Because maybe I think that was leftover
from whoever.

11
00:00:28,299 --> 00:00:30,040
It's kind of like a... Oh, what is that?

12
00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:31,660
Oh, my goodness.

13
00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:35,340
Look at that. What water bottle is
mostly jelly?

14
00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,660
Right. Yeah.

15
00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,040
Did you get something like this? You
just got the black one, too? I did, too.

16
00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,060
Well, I probably couldn't drink it
without the straw.

17
00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:46,340
No, no. Did you wash it? Yeah.

18
00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,300
Seriously, I can't read it.

19
00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:51,160
Oh. Oh.

20
00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,080
I don't know if you want me to drink it.

21
00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,140
Why? It says Fleshlight Turbo.

22
00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:57,830
What's a flashlight?

23
00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,130
It's not a flashlight.

24
00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:03,890
It ain't a thermos. Wait, you don't know
what that is?

25
00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:07,050
Wait, somebody's got to tell me. What is
a flashlight?

26
00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:14,270
Um, uh, uh, it's a... It's a
masturbatory toy for men.

27
00:01:14,570 --> 00:01:17,010
Oh! And you're breaking out of it?

28
00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:20,350
I thought, what? Put it down. Put it
down!

29
00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:25,890
Other Anthony, honey, you need to put it
down. It's not clean. Oh, my.

30
00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:31,360
So I spoke with Marjorie, and she let me
know that that was not a welcome gift.

31
00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:34,840
Honestly, this is like classic Malibu
realtors.

32
00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:36,860
Did somebody use that?

33
00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,400
I don't know, honey, but if they did,
they weren't just sticking ice in it.

34
00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,240
Are you guys excited about the retreat?

35
00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,520
Oh, my God, those.

36
00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:50,380
Obviously, it's Doug's last retreat.

37
00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:55,140
Give it up for the new CEO of Rockin'
Grandma's Hot Sauce. He's a great kid.

38
00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,520
Yeah. That is the right fit for CEO.

39
00:01:58,300 --> 00:01:59,500
Will you marry me?

40
00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:00,760
No. Kevin.

41
00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:04,580
You're Captain Fire. You got this. You
got this. I don't got this.

42
00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:15,100
My intention is to find and open the
time capsule.

43
00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,440
Oh.

44
00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:18,700
Malibu Realtors. They were f***ing
monsters.

45
00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:22,540
I saw them bringing in a cotton candy
machine and they were swirling around

46
00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:23,540
cocaine in it.

47
00:02:43,519 --> 00:02:44,519
It's an empty seat.

48
00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,280
This is going to be empty.

49
00:02:47,020 --> 00:02:51,540
Last night, Kevin had some family issues
that he had to go and deal with, so he

50
00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:55,880
had to leave, but he designated me
Captain Fun, and I actually don't have

51
00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,880
hat on right now. I need to run and grab
it, so I got a little bit of a

52
00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,200
promotion from Lieutenant to Captain.

53
00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:01,500
Is Kevin coming back today?

54
00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,440
Honestly, I don't know if Kevin... Hey,
guys!

55
00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:10,300
Do either of these trees look kind of
like a screaming man to you guys?

56
00:03:11,230 --> 00:03:14,150
Well, I'm not sure what he means by a
screaming man. You're trying to find the

57
00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:15,150
time capsule?

58
00:03:15,650 --> 00:03:16,890
You don't remember where you put it?

59
00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:21,110
No. I remember being like near a tree
that looked kind of like a screaming

60
00:03:21,650 --> 00:03:25,630
Okay. Let me finish up this interview
and I'll do a walk around with you and

61
00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:28,930
if we can find it. For real? Yeah, I got
you. My man. Thank you. Yes, sir. Thank

62
00:03:28,930 --> 00:03:29,930
you.

63
00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:32,370
Yo,

64
00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:34,850
there he is. El Capitan.

65
00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,580
Or, hey, I'm the captain now, right?

66
00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:39,859
Captain Ron.

67
00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:40,860
Good movie, huh?

68
00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:43,440
I'm a little nervous,

69
00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,380
like first day as CEO.

70
00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,580
Big first day for you, first day as
Captain Fun, you know?

71
00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:50,880
Take a breath.

72
00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I need today to
go well, right? So I was wondering if

73
00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:59,000
you could just back me up as Captain
Fun. I have my back. Yes, sir. I got

74
00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000
got you, man.

75
00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,198
Appreciate you.

76
00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,200
Let's go.

77
00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:03,820
Yeah, yes, sir.

78
00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000
Good morning, everybody.

79
00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,289
Morning, morning.

80
00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:07,930
All right, good morning, everyone.

81
00:04:08,190 --> 00:04:09,109
Good morning.

82
00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:15,770
Let's all begin, gather around, take a
seat, or remain seated, or stand at your

83
00:04:15,770 --> 00:04:16,769
leisure.

84
00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:22,330
Actually, I'm not the CEO yet, so we're
going to wait for Dad to get started.

85
00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:27,790
Start. Just start. Just start. Just
start.

86
00:04:28,450 --> 00:04:30,490
Yeah, we'll just wait for Dad.

87
00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:33,850
Amy, after Kevin's prank last night,

88
00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:35,670
I gotta know.

89
00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:36,930
Are you okay?

90
00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:42,950
That's so sweet, Jimmy. Um, yeah, I'm
good. I'm actually, like, really good.

91
00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:44,990
Oh, Jimmy the ally.

92
00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:50,670
Yeah. He has a past, and he's really
trying to make up for every dark, ugly,

93
00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:51,910
nasty thing he did.

94
00:04:52,350 --> 00:04:55,150
It's okay to not be okay.

95
00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:57,050
Oh, Jimmy, I love that.

96
00:04:57,620 --> 00:05:02,760
Everyone these days is just trying to be
relevant and caring and thoughtful and

97
00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:07,180
be kind. And it's just grinding my ass
into a stub.

98
00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,060
And so the last night I couldn't sleep
because I was up all night going like,

99
00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:14,020
okay, I mean, girl, you just turned 40.
What are fun, cool things you want to

100
00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,720
experience while you still have time?

101
00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:17,680
Like a bucket list?

102
00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:19,219
A what?

103
00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:21,780
A bucket list. It's just all the things
that you want to do before you die.

104
00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:25,680
That's, yes, oh my God, a bucket list. A
bucket list, yeah. Yes, I need to make

105
00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:26,680
a bucket list. You've never made one
before?

106
00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:27,639
No, have you?

107
00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:28,640
Yeah, several.

108
00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,200
Seriously? Yeah. That is such a good
idea.

109
00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,240
Good morning.

110
00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:35,260
Hey, guys.

111
00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:39,240
Let's look alive. Can I have everyone's
attention, please? Now we'll formally

112
00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,240
begin.

113
00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,580
We'll formally begin, all right.

114
00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,400
Hey, guys, day two, rocking Grandma's
retreat.

115
00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:53,110
I spoke with Kevin and his mom, and she
said he's doing fine.

116
00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:56,610
He's probably not going to be back
today. Okay. Okay, so.

117
00:05:57,410 --> 00:06:02,310
Kevin played a prank on us and proposed
to Amy. He said it was a prank after he

118
00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:07,290
proposed, and Amy said no, and he left.
So I think he just needs to take a beat.

119
00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:12,350
Today is going to be amazing. It is
seminar day!

120
00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:21,850
Well, we do a lot of fun things at the
retreat, but seminar day is not one of

121
00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:22,850
the fun things.

122
00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:28,870
I think last year we had a nine -hour
seminar on, um, what was it?

123
00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:30,990
Uh, listening, I think.

124
00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:33,230
No, I don't remember that.

125
00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:37,090
But it's easy to remember three things,
situation, behavior, impact.

126
00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:41,170
These are things that are going to make
feedback more receivable and effective.

127
00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:47,120
I kind of fell asleep during one guy,
and when I woke up, that guy turned into

128
00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,120
different guy.

129
00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:53,400
There are a lot of ways in which
conflict may arise. There is also a wide

130
00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,960
of what constitutes harassment.

131
00:06:55,780 --> 00:07:01,000
That includes intimidating looks and
staring, comments about appearance,

132
00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,700
gestures, whistling and making kissing
noises, racist, xenophobic, homophobic,

133
00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:07,380
sexist, transphobic slurs.

134
00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:11,360
It's my most favorite day of the
retreat.

135
00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:12,880
Yeah, well.

136
00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,080
Oh, my God.

137
00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,320
What was that? Oh,

138
00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:18,120
no, it's my new posture trainer.

139
00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,320
If I slouch, it corrects me.

140
00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:22,039
Oh, God.

141
00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,040
Lastly,

142
00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:28,000
the bystander justifies inaction by
saying, it's not my problem.

143
00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:32,880
I'm not going to lie. This morning's
speakers were super lame and boring.

144
00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:40,020
So I made a future executive decision
and hired a speaker of my own. And she

145
00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:41,020
dope.

146
00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,260
Total vibe shift.

147
00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:45,080
Steve, is that how you pronounce it?
Steve, Steve. That is correct, yes.

148
00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,700
Doug, is that how you pronounce it?
Doug, Doug?

149
00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:47,960
Doug, yes.

150
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000
Over.

151
00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:53,180
My name is Christine.

152
00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,480
I live in a condo.

153
00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:04,420
I went to an online university

154
00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:09,300
to get my public.

155
00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,880
Emotions and vulnerability in the
workspace.

156
00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,960
It's an important area that we don't
always think about.

157
00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:31,160
Because we hear things like, don't
invite Susan to the meeting.

158
00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,679
She's on her period, she'll probably
cry.

159
00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:36,280
Could be something like that. You've
heard that before? Okay.

160
00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,240
I have never heard that.

161
00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,880
Now, I'm going to have you reach down,
open up your envelope, and there'll be a

162
00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,440
sentence inside. And I want you to read
it aloud to the group. Let's start with

163
00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,180
you. Jimmy, is that how you pronounce
it? Jimmy?

164
00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,140
I want you to read that aloud with no
emotions attached.

165
00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:54,280
I hate everyone in this room.

166
00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,600
Oh, my God.

167
00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:57,540
Hey, no emotions, guys.

168
00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000
Sorry.

169
00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:05,580
My girlfriend dumped me because she said
she didn't feel that I had any emotion

170
00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:07,280
when I told her I loved her.

171
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,120
Well, how do you say it?

172
00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,520
I love you.

173
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:15,320
Oh. Well, you could put a little more
passion in it.

174
00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:16,720
I love you.

175
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,860
That was better. That was good.

176
00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:20,159
That was just louder.

177
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,320
I just think I'll probably die alone.

178
00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:26,460
My dog is my husband.

179
00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:28,540
Okay.

180
00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:34,160
So, how does that feel? Bad, because I
love being able to support people with

181
00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,020
emotion. Not quite, not quite.

182
00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:37,340
But close.

183
00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,120
My dog is my husband. What does that
even mean, right?

184
00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:44,200
But let's put some emotion on it. So if
I say, my dog is my husband!

185
00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,440
Right?

186
00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:51,640
It's almost like maybe there's a lady
who has spoken to a witch or a wizard,

187
00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,500
the wizard's saying, you have a
beautiful golden retriever, but you

188
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,300
husband, but we could turn the golden
retriever into a husband somehow.

189
00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:03,600
Yes, I haven't attended too many
seminars, so I'm not sure how they go,

190
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:07,320
This one was pretty weird, and I just
tried to be there and support Dougie

191
00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,320
I promised.

192
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,020
Anthony? Anthony? Anthony?

193
00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:16,260
I am humiliated to admit it, but I
ruined the betting.

194
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,820
It happens.

195
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:25,340
For this exercise, you'll come up,
you'll sit in the boss's chair. We'll

196
00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:28,420
our meeting where I'll tell you my
problem. Once I tell you my problem,

197
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:33,460
going to say, I have to admit I don't
know what to do.

198
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,840
Yeah, what up? Welcome to my office.

199
00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,320
What's cracking?

200
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:41,100
Is that maybe how you would speak to me?
Yeah, yeah. Or like, what's going on?

201
00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:42,580
Oh, God.

202
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:48,660
I know about an elevator that's been
stuck on the seventh floor with people

203
00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:50,640
it for many hours, and I haven't said.

204
00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:52,290
Anything about it?

205
00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:56,130
I gotta admit, I don't know what to do.

206
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:04,650
There's something about the way you're
just throwing it away that is actually

207
00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:05,770
really charming.

208
00:11:07,730 --> 00:11:09,750
And that's a man in charge.

209
00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:13,290
Beggy?

210
00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:30,290
You guys, I've been working on my bucket
list.

211
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,570
Can I share?

212
00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,010
Please do.

213
00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:34,690
Yeah, let's hear it. Okay.

214
00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:36,430
Stand up for myself.

215
00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:38,870
I feel like I could cross that off.

216
00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:42,570
Times Square for New Year's.

217
00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:43,850
Oh, boy.

218
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,370
I love crowds.

219
00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:52,310
Get highlights, but just simple ones,
not, like, chunky, but enough to, like,

220
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:53,730
still get a compliment on.

221
00:11:54,070 --> 00:11:58,210
Let her cook, let her cook. Yeah, we got
to keep going. This feels crazy.

222
00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,470
Is this crazy?

223
00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:00,950
Uh -uh. Oh, hike?

224
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:02,790
Oh, dear God.

225
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,810
What? Kind of boring.

226
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,200
Don't yuck my yamble, you mean.

227
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:10,980
Well, I don't mean any disrespect,
sweetie, and you should do all of those

228
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,000
things. Okay. Absolutely. I do want to.
But you've got to put yourself out

229
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,700
there. Okay. Take a risk.

230
00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,060
Well, give me one.

231
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:21,680
Okay, like, go to a strip club and sleep
with a stripper.

232
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,700
Helen, no!

233
00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:27,400
It's a bucket list. It should be great.

234
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:31,340
Take him to a dark alley and have sex
with him there.

235
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:35,470
He was wild when he was young. I don't
know if I want to have sex in an

236
00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:38,250
alleyway. And if it's too dirty, you can
just use the car.

237
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:42,030
Not in the alleyway. Wait, I have one.

238
00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:45,970
Okay, yeah, what is it? Have you ever
seen the TV show Bones?

239
00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:50,610
Uh -uh. Okay, well, I think you should
watch an episode of Bones before you

240
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,770
I'll watch Bones with you if you want.
Really? Yeah.

241
00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:58,390
Everyone should come, because everyone
should watch it before they die.

242
00:12:58,990 --> 00:12:59,990
Hey, guys!

243
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:02,450
There's been a robbery.

244
00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:03,810
What? Yeah.

245
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,570
What do you mean robbed? Everyone's
like, what happened?

246
00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:09,010
Thought something bad happened.

247
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:15,670
I just went in here, and a 48 -bag box
of Cool Ranch Doritos had gone missing.

248
00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:18,750
Somebody took the box, and so I just
need to know who took it.

249
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:21,330
I didn't take it. I didn't take it
either.

250
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,770
Really? Nobody wants to admit they took
it? I didn't take it. I was like, y

251
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:30,370
'all, you can search my room. We didn't
know what to do. We were like, is this

252
00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:35,700
real? Yeah. This is just like the Malibu
Realtors all over again. If this turns

253
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:40,260
into Grey Goose bottles and fleshlights,
I swear to frickin' God.

254
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,880
God damn it.

255
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,800
It wasn't the chips. It was the trust.

256
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:52,300
She had the Malibu Realtors last week
here, and she said she has PTSD from

257
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,900
because they have no respect.

258
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:58,240
All right, so did anybody take the
chips? I don't think that anybody here

259
00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,520
Amy. What?

260
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,900
You do love Cool Ranch Doritos. I know.
They are my favorite. I'm not saying you

261
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:08,200
did it, but, like, did you do it? I
don't need 50 bags. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I

262
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,840
I believe all women, right?

263
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:14,060
So I believe all of y 'all that you did
not do the chip. And Marjorie's a woman,

264
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:18,280
too, and I believe hers. So I don't
know. Thank you, Jimmy. You didn't have

265
00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:20,180
How do we solve this? I don't know.

266
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:26,080
The whole thing is, like, letting her
search to where they could be, and I

267
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,880
know how comfortable y 'all are with
that. I mean, we could, like.

268
00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:31,290
You know what I'm saying? I guess search
each other's rooms. Because, like, if

269
00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:32,530
you go search your room, you're lying.

270
00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:37,990
Thank you, yeah. We could all go with,
like, a group. That's like team

271
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,230
Let's go. Team building.

272
00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:40,830
Who's the liar?

273
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,210
Where are we starting? Where are we
starting?

274
00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:47,230
Future CEO, we can check my room first.

275
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:48,790
All right. That's what leaders do.

276
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,150
Nothing to see.

277
00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:51,910
Dougie's room is clear. No chips.

278
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,970
Just a big -ass Jamaican flag.

279
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,850
Ripping the boys from Kingston.

280
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,930
Dougie. Uh -uh. We done.

281
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,320
Yep, yeah, sorry, my bad.

282
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:02,660
Anthony and Dougie led us from room to
room, digging in everybody's stuff,

283
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,720
trying to find these Doritos.

284
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,480
PJ is the first one that I think it
possibly might be. Oh, dang!

285
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:13,920
Come, I have a huge suitcase full of my
snacks.

286
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,060
I don't need to take cool ranch Doritos,
OK?

287
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,060
Well, I'm trying to be a snack fluencer.

288
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,800
I can't just talk the talk, honey. I
have to snack the snack.

289
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:26,240
The social media thing, I see it, and I
just feel like I know I can do it. Your

290
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,560
personality, and then you have your
snacks. Like, that's just you, you know

291
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,980
I'm saying? Yeah. Just take that and put
it on the internet.

292
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:33,760
Okay.

293
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,900
Claire's room is good.

294
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,320
No chips.

295
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:37,620
Jackie's room is clear.

296
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:40,240
Amy's room is clear. Steve's room is
clear. No chips.

297
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:44,080
I mean, actually, Jimmy, we didn't go in
your room.

298
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,220
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're
right. We didn't. We're right.

299
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:53,220
You know, I actually have some delicate
items sitting out.

300
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,580
I don't know if we all need to go in my
room.

301
00:15:56,500 --> 00:16:00,000
You're clearing them. Will you just
come? Yeah, I got you. I got you. Okay,

302
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,300
right. Thanks for coming in. Yeah, yeah,
for sure.

303
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,740
All right, look.

304
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:12,280
I, you know, old me used to be
problematic, right? And that's a new

305
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,740
sober, making changes.

306
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,360
All right, I don't want to go back to
that. So what I do is when I travel, I

307
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:24,620
carry with me what I call a shame altar
so that they remind me of what I used to

308
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,359
be like.

309
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,120
Halloween was a big day for old Jimmy.

310
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:32,380
These are some costume changes that were
regrettable that I wish I could get

311
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:33,620
back. Mike Jack?

312
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,800
MJ? Michael Jackson. I mean, obviously,
you see how wrong that is.

313
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,320
Uh, what's wrong with it?

314
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,600
It's a white face.

315
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,200
But you're white.

316
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,760
Oh, look at these two. PJ, what do you
got in there, though? Find out what's in

317
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,120
there. What do you got in there, though?

318
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,820
Uh, what the fuck?

319
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,900
Pocahontas? Ah, close.

320
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,100
Pocahontas.

321
00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:59,820
I feel like that's a little bit of, what
would you call it, culture

322
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:04,839
appropriation? It's a lot of things.
Also, it's real leather.

323
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:07,220
I think they're pornographic animals.

324
00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:12,290
Oh, I'm not surprised. Wow, old Jimmy.
That's still part of old Jimmy. Yeah,

325
00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:14,950
yeah. We should probably look for these
chips before they start asking too many

326
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:15,950
questions. Yeah.

327
00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:20,609
You don't really have too much space to
hide it. Actually, there's one last

328
00:17:20,609 --> 00:17:22,550
picture. Oh, Lord. Okay.

329
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:28,310
I mean, it's the worst. I feel awful
about it, but it's not in here. It's in

330
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:31,030
that time capsule, and that is why I've
got to find it.

331
00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:34,770
Look, man, I'm glad you shared this with
me. I'm glad you were able to open up.

332
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:36,230
But we got to get back to look for these
chips.

333
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,210
Don't wait. Don't wait. Yes, absolutely.

334
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:41,190
Yeah, he had some personal things in
there. I mean, nothing crazy that you

335
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,350
think of. Just some things that I can
respect, and I definitely understand why

336
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:47,030
he might not want people in there. Yeah,
nothing German or anything.

337
00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:49,090
What?

338
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:54,470
OK. Jeremy's room is clear. No chips,
and nothing to worry about at all.

339
00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:55,770
Nothing.

340
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:57,630
OK.

341
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:02,460
Hey, on to my room. All right. See,
like, come check out my snacks. The only

342
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:06,220
thing I took was my beef jerky. You feel
what I'm saying? I see chips, but not

343
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:07,280
the Cool Ranch Doritos.

344
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,000
Anthony's room is clear.

345
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:10,580
No chips.

346
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,500
Can this be over?

347
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,820
I want to be inside.

348
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,079
For real.

349
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,880
Oh, hey, guys, Dad's here. Dad, hey.

350
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:17,799
Hey, guys.

351
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,580
Hey. What do you got? Nothing.

352
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,360
We checked everybody's room.

353
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:23,200
Nobody had it in the room. Yeah.

354
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,010
And what's going on? No shit. No shit.

355
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:28,810
It was like a team building game.

356
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:30,270
An exercise game.

357
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:31,770
No, no, no.

358
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:36,110
Marjorie is really, really upset about
this. OK, she's pissed. She thinks you

359
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,630
guys are just blowing her off, man.

360
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:40,430
What? No, we just did the... Blowing her
off as what?

361
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:44,070
We just wanted to go search everybody's
rooms to double check that nobody was

362
00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:47,210
lying. Okay, but the bottom line is
somebody took the chips, and we got to

363
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,149
out who or what.

364
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:52,270
As incoming CEO, I will just say that I
took the chips. No, nobody's saying they

365
00:18:52,270 --> 00:18:55,410
took the chips if they did not take the
chips. So then what happens when she

366
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:57,930
asks for the chips back? What are you
going to do? I'll say I ate them.

367
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,950
48 bags of them? I don't... Hi, guys.
Hi, Marjorie.

368
00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:06,470
So we just went through everybody's
room, and there were no chips in there.

369
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,060
So I genuinely don't think anybody from
my grandma has them.

370
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,200
Yeah. All right, well, that doesn't add
up.

371
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,420
So you searched everybody's room?

372
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,360
Everybody's. Yeah, we searched
everybody's room. You didn't miss

373
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,600
single room? Yeah, we searched
everybody's room except for Kevin.

374
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,660
You didn't search Kevin.

375
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,760
He's gone. His is all the way across.

376
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,120
Let's go search it. Let's go look. Okay.

377
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,300
Honestly, it's not even, like, about the
chip, you know? The chip is the trust,

378
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,360
yeah, for sure.

379
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,760
Oh.

380
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,080
Oh. Found them. What? No.

381
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,020
Wow. No way.

382
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,780
Yo. This is my fault. This is my fault.

383
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,080
Oh, my God.

384
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,540
Yo.

385
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,440
Oh, my God.

386
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,420
This is so romantic, but this is not the
right. Oh, God.

387
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,340
There were Doritos in a heart.

388
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:07,460
With rose petals around I do really love
the it was like really romantic I'm

389
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:12,200
guessing it was part of the joke
engagement Marjorie. I'm so sorry. This

390
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,430
like my I'm so because I didn't love
Cool ranch.

391
00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:19,410
Kevin didn't love me. This is not your
fault. This is not you.

392
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:24,510
Seeing how happy the day -old stale
chips arranged in the shape of a heart

393
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:28,510
have made Amy, if it were with someone
other than Kevin, made me realize that

394
00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:32,570
maybe I don't have to say I love you,
but I can show it through dumb gestures.

395
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:38,070
Yeah, like if this was with someone
else, you know, I mean like I would have

396
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,530
been perfect Those have been out for a
few days. I don't know if he does it

397
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:44,610
really bad I think some of the black
spots of the chips are actually rat

398
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:51,510
droppings also. Oh I ate one Way to way
to take command

399
00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:56,570
my brother for real any time I get an
opportunity to like Just jump out in the

400
00:20:56,570 --> 00:21:00,210
front and just be like, you know How can
we do this or when somebody asks for

401
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:01,550
like a guest or like?

402
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,080
a helper or something, I'm like, let me
jump in there. Yeah.

403
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,880
You got that good attitude, man. That's
great, bro.

404
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:12,680
Today was about trust, and we kind of
lost ours for a minute out there.

405
00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:14,720
But we were able to earn it back.

406
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:15,960
That's right.

407
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:21,840
Can I trust you to not judge me or all
the really cool, fun things that I want

408
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,499
to do?

409
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,500
Yes.

410
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,920
Helen?

411
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,080
Yes.

412
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,260
I know it's only day one of the retreat,
but the people here have made me feel

413
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:40,960
like I'm a part of the team, and that's
super cool.

414
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,440
You know the way you were willing to
take the blame for your team?

415
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,320
That's real leadership.

416
00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:47,860
Thanks, Dad.

417
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:52,180
You okay?

418
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:58,260
I've appreciated all your help. You're
Captain Fun, and I'm just making sure

419
00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:01,420
everyone has a good time, too. You need
a name. If I'm Captain Fun, over to you.

420
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:02,880
Major March?

421
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,060
Major March. You like that? Yeah.

422
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:11,740
One of the realtors?

423
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,840
Honestly, yeah.

424
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,340
They all had those Porsche Cayenne.

425
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,380
I believe it with a two.

426
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,480
Oh, hey! I don't think I can deal with
this right now.

427
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,100
It's okay, it's okay.

428
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,880
Hi, you work here?

429
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,000
Yeah, I remember you. It's Maggie.

430
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,520
No, Marjorie.

431
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,500
We were here last week, the Malibu Real
Estate Association. Yeah, no, I know who

432
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:33,239
you are.

433
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,320
Cool, I know. I left a personal item
here.

434
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:39,360
If I could just get back into my old
room, I'll run in real quick, grab it,

435
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,320
I'll get out. Is there somebody in there
already? Yeah, there's someone staying

436
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,199
in that room.

437
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:46,160
Well, I actually have a real estate
license, so I can enter other homes even

438
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,080
with a tenant inside. Can you describe
it? Yeah, it's...

439
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:52,520
It's kind of tubular. It's like made out
of this hard plastic.

440
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:56,440
It's like a tool. It's like a relaxation
device. Like a massager or something?

441
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,360
It is like a form of massage.

442
00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:02,820
It looks like kind of like a coffee
thermos or like a travel mug.

443
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:05,620
Kind of this erotic ice blue color.

444
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,040
So a blue coffee mug essentially is what
we're looking for? Yeah, pretty much.

445
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,040
Can you fill it up?

446
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,060
You just fill it up. I mean, yeah, you
can throw it right in the dishwasher,

447
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:16,940
honestly. If you don't think it's in the
room, it might be by the business

448
00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:20,180
center, by the computer, or maybe by,
like, the muddy part of the creek.

449
00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:21,620
I could sketch it.

450
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,940
All right, boss. Yeah, man, if we find
it, we can bring it to one of your open

451
00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:29,300
houses. I got you. No, no. I could not
ask anybody to do that. I insist that

452
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:31,860
actually don't do that. Yeah, we'll keep
an eye on, man. All right, we'll see

453
00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:32,779
you later, Cole.

454
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,300
It's a beautiful car, man. What is it?

455
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,940
Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's a Cayenne.

456
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,439
Is that a turbo?

457
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,080
No, I know. I just got base.

458
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,380
Oh, just base? Okay.

459
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,420
Wait, did you say turbo?

460
00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:43,940
We'll see you later.

461
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:47,579
You're ice cold.

462
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:49,960
Me? Yes. Yeah, I was trying so hard not
to laugh.

463
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:54,340
I'm going to fist bump you as soon as
you finish that. That was the best

464
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,359
Good job.

465
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,360
Yeah.

466
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:04,150
Yeah, so tomorrow it gets real. I have
my first presentation to our clients as

467
00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:05,170
future CEO.

468
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:09,970
So I just kind of wanted to chill and
watch a little TV. Oh, and I got to

469
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,010
something off my bucket list.

470
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,290
We watch Bones.

471
00:24:13,730 --> 00:24:15,090
This is my favorite show.

472
00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:21,890
And then that's Bones. This looks like
Kate. Kate, this looks like you.

473
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,360
Everyone should watch both before they
die.

474
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,360
I just want to watch it while I'm alive.

475
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,760
I'll have to re -watch it because
everyone was talking the whole time.

476
00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:59,040
I'll watch it with you again. I'd prefer
not.

477
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,679
Company retreat.

478
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:13,240
Today is what? The day is today!

479
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:17,020
I have a big kind of announcement that
no one really knows about.

480
00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:19,620
We really don't know what he has in
store?

481
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:26,880
Someone has filed an anonymous
complaint. This report requires us to

482
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,520
mandatory sexual harassment seminar
today.

483
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:32,620
A sexual harassment seminar can gargle
in my ball sack.

484
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:37,600
Boop! The new CEO, my son, Dougie Jr.

485
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,480
Give it up for this guy.

486
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,000
Walk. Where? What? Now.

